Jokes
If you are a Scot in London missing the Scottish sense of humour, read on and perhaps be reminded why you left!
Donald's wife Maggie went to the doctor complaining of pains in the stomach. The doctor told her it was 'just wind'. "Just wind?" She screamed at him. "It was just wind that blew down the Tay bridge!"
Irate golfer, on his way to a round of 150: "You must be the worst caddie in the world!"
Scottish caddie (dryly): "That would be too much of a coincidence, sir"
Nowadays the Scots do not play bagpipes to frighten their enemies, they do it to annoy their neighbours.